NEVER FORGET: THIS MAN HAS TWO CHAMPIONSHIP TITLES

In the off-season, Adam Morrison and his mustache (which has developed to full-on D’artagnan status btw) will NOT solve mysteries, but rather sit around and do epic bong rips while reveling in their 2 championships.

Meanwhile, Patrick Ewing, Charles Barkley, Shawn Kemp, Karl Malone, John Stockton, Reggie Miller, Chris Webber, Chris Mullin, George Gervin, and LeBron James will be forced to watch ESPN/Sports Illustrated commercials showing Ammo celebrating all summer long.

“Yo legends: tell me how my mustache taste”

(ED. NOTE: I’m really pulling for Adam Morrison. If JJ Redick can find a way to overcome his post-NCAA slump then hopefully so can Ammo. That is, if a team would actually give him some playing time. Dude did drop 30 points once in Charlotte…)