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Whoa, whoa, WHOA! Keep that beard away from me, bro.
I’m making brownies y’all. Get on over so we can talk about this.
I used to think it was amazing that Maria Sharapova was dating Sasha Vujacic, but the postgame celebration photos reveal a surprising truth: Vujacic is a Cuddle Machine. If he’s half as loving and sensual with Maria as he is with Kobe, or even the trophy, that whole relationship suddenly makes all kinds of sense.
Sasha Vujacic was already fired up about Slovenia’s win over Algeria, but then someone told him they saw Goran Dragic wearing an Ubuntu t-shirt, and it was Machine Time.
“Daddy, why is that horrible bearded man playing Kobe’s position?”
(Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)