Dwight Howard doin’ Dwight Howard stuff in Taipei.
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Dwight Howard doin’ Dwight Howard stuff in Taipei.
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I hope there’s a J.J. Redick contract offer sheet matching party at Vince Carter’s restaurant this weekend.
Mickael Pietrus makes a zero with his fingers, which is the number of times he cut his hair all season. Upon making it to the end, he collected on a $17,000 wager with some teammates.
Let no one argue that the Magic didn’t have a laser-like focus on winning a championship.
“Vince Carter Tries to Recycle a Plastic Bottle” - A short film I made in honor of Vinsanity and tonight’s crucial Game 5. I play Vince Carter.
Marcin Gortat shows off the absolute upper limit of his vertical leap, as well as his insane Michael Jordan calf tattoo. Last year the tattoo jeopardized Gortat’s Reebok deal, which leads to the question, “Marcin Gortat had a Reebok deal?”
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In a crucial stretch of the third quarter, Stan Van Gundy ran out a lineup featuring THREE Caucasians. Unless Stan’s strategy is to take the crowd out of the game by forcing Boston fans to choose between their love of the Celtics and their love of racism, this might be a questionable move.
Matt Barnes has a laugh at J-Will, both share a mutual disdain for sideburns.
Is it pretty much unanimous that we all hate Vince Carter?
Maybe this game is like Superman 3, when Richard Pryor made synthetic Kryptonite laced with tobacco tar, so instead of killing Superman, it just made him really lazy, and then a 35-year-old Rasheed Wallace pushed him around for half the movie.
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Vince Carter’s underbite is preparing for a Finals showdown with Kobe Bryant’s underbite. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
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After three years in America, Marcin Gortat finally figured out how to give dap - and Dwight Howard rejected it like it was a Jamal Crawford layup attempt.
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When his team is already up twenty in the third quarter of a playoff game, Vince Carter is absolutely unstoppable.
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This pretty much sums up how the first half of Game One went for Atlanta.
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Surprising stat
Dwight Howard: Six blocks
Unsurprising stat
Stephen Jackson: One technical foul
