“OMG YOU SEE IT, PHIL? IT’S RIGHT THERE. LOOK! LOOK HOW GROSS IT IS! I THINK IT JUST MOVED. UGH. OMG OMG KILL IT KILL IT! PLEASE! OH NO IT’S ONE OF THOSE FLYING ONES! WATCH OUT IT’S COMING OUR WAY. UGH IT’S SO CREEPY LOOKIN. KILL IT, PHIL! KILL IT! THROW YOUR FLIP FLOPS AT IT!”

“Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.”

“That rain, is named Kobe Bryant.”

You can act like this is a Black Mamba picture. But it’s not.  Guy looks like a dracula in that jacket.

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