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Will Ferrell is currently dressed up as a security guard at tonight’s Laker game.

Will Ferrell is currently dressed up as a security guard at tonight’s Laker game.

When I first played with Kobe — they call him the Black Mamba — but then he was doing like a little snake sound when he wanted the ball. It was crazy. It was crazy. It’s like tsssss, tsssss. Like fishing. Tsssss, tssss. He do that. Everybody tells you he’s gonna do it before you play him — like, ‘Wait till you hear him do this.’ And then he [does] it, and it’s like, what? He’s really a mamba. It sounds like some kind of snake.
Jordan Crawford, confirming that Kobe Bryant does indeed communicate in Parseltongue.
Brook Lopez grapples with Antawn Jamison in the Lakers’ big road win over Brooklyn. Jamison’s not actually hurting the Nets’ center; this is the same facial expression Brook Lopez makes when he has to figure out the tip on a restaurant bill, or when Kris Humphries tricks him with “down low/too slow.”

Brook Lopez grapples with Antawn Jamison in the Lakers’ big road win over Brooklyn. Jamison’s not actually hurting the Nets’ center; this is the same facial expression Brook Lopez makes when he has to figure out the tip on a restaurant bill, or when Kris Humphries tricks him with “down low/too slow.”

He’s a small guy. (Knight) was trying his hardest to keep me off him. He worked hard, man. That kid, I don’t know where he’s from, I don’t know what school he went to, because he was guarding me and I was crashing the boards. He’s a tough kid, man. He tried to keep me off the glass and he did a good job. That’s all I can say. He’s a tough kid, very great. He’s a tough point guard or shooting guard or whatever he is.
— Metta World Peace on Detroit’s Brandon Knight, or whoever he is. Also, World Peace probably punched him.
I’ve been on teams where scoring the ball kind of drives the team, but here, the facilitator drives the team. So it’s really about figuring out what drives the team and adapting to it. I’m opened up to all possibilities. I’m just trying to figure out what are we going to do, what can I do to help us win ball games? It seems like I’ve kind of got my finger on the pulse right now.
— Blasphemous words from Kobe Bryant, the most interesting player in the NBA this year
gotemcoach:

Kobe on twitter is glorious (in both an amazing and horrible way).

gotemcoach:

Kobe on twitter is glorious (in both an amazing and horrible way).

fuckyeanba:

It’s been a tough 2013 for Lakers fans, and I haven’t helped matters much.

fuckyeanba:

It’s been a tough 2013 for Lakers fans, and I haven’t helped matters much.

Do we all owe Mike Brown an apology?

Do we all owe Mike Brown an apology?

Stat Of The Night: Clippers have won more games (16) on their current streak than the Lakers have won all year (15).
@Suga_Shane

Stat Of The Night: Clippers have won more games (16) on their current streak than the Lakers have won all year (15).

@Suga_Shane

(Source: nbaoffseason.com)

Personally, I think they traded No. 1 for No. 2.
— Andrew Bynum (on Dwight Howard trade)
fuckyeanba:

Check out this graphic of Kobe’s scoring through the years via @Lakers 
h/t @jeskeets

fuckyeanba:

Check out this graphic of Kobe’s scoring through the years via @Lakers 

h/t @jeskeets

"Yuuuuuuuuup!"
BREAKING: Lakers fans, Mike D’Antoni is your guy for the next 4 years.
Run tell dat!

"Yuuuuuuuuup!"

BREAKING: Lakers fans, Mike D’Antoni is your guy for the next 4 years.

Run tell dat!

"Coach D’antoni we were wondering if you would —"
I’LL TAKE IT!
"…find some where more appropriate to sleep tonight, sir. You can’t lay down in the middle of Mr. Buss’s driveway."

"Coach D’antoni we were wondering if you would —"

I’LL TAKE IT!

"…find some where more appropriate to sleep tonight, sir. You can’t lay down in the middle of Mr. Buss’s driveway."

The Lakers season in one GIF. 
@Suga_Shane

The Lakers season in one GIF. 

@Suga_Shane

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