Look at that beard. Look at that wonderful beard. LOOK AT IT! The hills of Carolina are alive in that beard. That beard brought a case of beer to the tattoo parlor. That beard visits the Waffle House every Tuesday and sits at the same booth. Charlotte has a spirit animal, and it’s not an oversized wasp or a bobcat reading Ebony magazine. It’s Josh McRoberts.
Until we can call Charlotte the Hornets again, they should be called the Charlotte McJosh-Bobs. As in, “did you watch the McJosh-Bobs game?” which is, of course, a rhetorical question Charlotte fans ask themselves in a mirror, late at night.