I got invited to this sweet party. It’s called the “Dawn of a Dynasty” party. I don’t know what dynasty they’re celebrating, but it looks like it’s gonna be awesome.
LeBron is hosting it. He’s keeping a list of people that aren’t allowed in. From the picture above, it looks like it’s being held in some sort of temple, but the photo below appears to have the party in some sort of gilded room. Either way, I’m sure there’ll be crown-shaped cakes for everyone.
DJ Irie is gonna be there. You guys know him… Plus, this dude pictured above with the mixed patterns and the corny sunglasses. Also, these two cotton candy-soft dudes below with the bad suits.
You know who else throws parties and has flyers like this? Paris Hilton. Ooh, and the kids from Jersey Shore. LeBron’s just like them.