nedhepburn:

Rose gets the machine and the (3 years of) Skittles for free… The folks at Wrigley would only confirm the following facts: The picture is real. The machine holds every variety of Skittles. And it even tempts him, in his own voice, whenever he walks by the machine.

(via Talking Skittles for Derrick Rose - Ball Don’t Lie - NBA)

Didn’t we learn anything from the last two years of headlines? Couldn’t this money (or at the very least, the Skittles) have gone towards people who need it?

Double. Complete. What does it all mean??

“Psst…ey yo…I know you got some Skittles on you…come on…Mike & Ike?…Chupa Chups?…Tootsie Pop? Fruit Roll Ups? Gushers? Anything man…don’t hold out on me like that come on I’m jonesing”

Ah yes, the Lamar candy jokes are back everyone. It’s better than the Kardashian jokes amirite?

(Photo by Andrew D. Bernstein/NBAE via Getty Images)

I’m pretty sure that’s gold foil. Could there be chocolate underneath?