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Kobe on twitter is glorious (in both an amazing and horrible way).

gotemcoach:

Kobe on twitter is glorious (in both an amazing and horrible way).

I’m starting to think Kobe is a really big fan of the movie KILL BILL. What do you think of the new black “Kato" mask?

I’m starting to think Kobe is a really big fan of the movie KILL BILL. What do you think of the new black “Kato" mask?

The Black Mamba Hits Select Theatres.

For those in the L.A. area, Kobe Bryant’s short film, THE BLACK MAMBA, will be hitting select theatres from February 19-24.  

To promote Nike’s short film, Mann Theatres will be showing it at all seven of their LA theatres, including the world renowned Grauman’s Chinese starting February 19. In addition, Kobe fans and moviegoers will have the chance to win special Nike Black Mamba product at Grauman’s on February 20, with a unique giveaway promoted on Facebook and Twitter.

The film will also be playing at the following Los Angeles theaters:

Anaheim Hills, CA: Cinema City 13 Theatres

Azusa, CA: Foothill Cinema 10

Laguna Niguel, CA: Regency Rancho Niguel

Agoura Hills, CA: Regency Agoura Hills 8

Granada Hills, CA: Granada Hills 9

Los Angeles, CA: Bruin

Glendale, CA: Glendale Exchange 10

Thousand Oaks, CA: Janss Marketplace 9

Westlake Village, CA: Westlake Village 8

Glendale, CA: Glendale Marketplace

Van Nuys, CA: Plant 16

Hollywood, CA: Grauman’s Chinese

Hollywood, CA: Mann Chinese 6

Thousand Oaks, CA: Thousand Oaks 14

Anaheim, CA: Garden Walk 14

H/T Slam Online.

Even when he was in Memphis and he was the go-to guy, he was always very nice. Very white swan. I need him to be black swan.
— Kobe on Pau.

KILL CELTICS - Volume 2

As detailed in this post, we at the humble NBA Off-Season blog have embraced the analogy of Tarantino’s Kill Bill saga to that of the Black Mamba himself, Kobe Bryant.

And it is in tonight’s would-be epic Game 7 in which we the viewers—after joining Kobe’s plight since his beatdown in the ‘08 Finals and battling through an otherwise dull post-season (if only Ennio Morricone’s “L’Arena” was playing throughout the Thunder and Suns series)—at long last have reached the final chapter.

After suffering a couple blows from the Celtics and being injected "The Truth" serum in Paul Pierce dropping 27 in the Garden, The Bride aka “The Bean” has now emerged from that crippling loss and is ready for the final battle. And much like the ending of Kill Bill Volume 2, the two adversaries—who now have a clearer understanding of the other—are seated face-to-face knowing that only one of them will be leaving the room alive.

ED. NOTE: I (Mark Malazarte/waxandmilk) however, do have a bias towards “our” protagonist and hope the dénouement of this game plays out similar to that of Tarantino’s script. Obviously, for the sake of this metaphor actually fitting. And secondly, I roll with Phil Jackson. But real talk, I’m a Magic fan, and I should really hate both these teams. Had it been Orlando/LA again like oh the majority of us had expected (WHOOPS!), I would most likely not be writing this. That said though, break out the popcorn and champagne. Let’s hope this last one’s as good as the film.

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