“ State Police say Derrick Rose was headed south…late Tuesday afternoon when his 2011 Bentley was struck from behind by a 2002 Saturn. Police cited the driver of the Saturn for failing to reduce speed to avoid a crash.
— Don’t worry. It was a minor traffic accident with no injuries. Except for the guy who rear-ended his $3,000 Saturn into a $200,000 Bentley. He is still having a heart attack.
