Sports Illustrated posted this gallery of Athletes in their College Dorm. Was Jordan sponsored by CBS Sports? Or just a huge fan? How much do you love Adam Morrison with that Bird Determination poster? After seeing the Michael Jackson shrine, do the Lopez brothers creep you out even more?

NEVER FORGET: THIS MAN HAS TWO CHAMPIONSHIP TITLES

In the off-season, Adam Morrison and his mustache (which has developed to full-on D’artagnan status btw) will NOT solve mysteries, but rather sit around and do epic bong rips while reveling in their 2 championships.

Meanwhile, Patrick Ewing, Charles Barkley, Shawn Kemp, Karl Malone, John Stockton, Reggie Miller, Chris Webber, Chris Mullin, George Gervin, and LeBron James will be forced to watch ESPN/Sports Illustrated commercials showing Ammo celebrating all summer long.

“Yo legends: tell me how my mustache taste”

(ED. NOTE: I’m really pulling for Adam Morrison. If JJ Redick can find a way to overcome his post-NCAA slump then hopefully so can Ammo. That is, if a team would actually give him some playing time. Dude did drop 30 points once in Charlotte…)

cheerupadammorrison:

Adam, you may have spent the season riding the pine, moping about in a dull brown suit, bitter tears of resentment welling up every time you see Luke Walton get the minutes you know you deserve … but surely this little fella convinces you that life is worth living, right?

Let’s all get behind this very important cause: Cheer Up, Adam Morrison!