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ZBO, #1 in our hearts.

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#TBT The Miracle Minute

(And Yes, That Is Lil’ Dunleavy)

Rasheed Wallace gifsets are the best gifsets

In other off-season news, Marc Gasol got married and brought some of his bestest bros with him to Spain for the wedding. Z-Bo looks so happy!

In other off-season news, Marc Gasol got married and brought some of his bestest bros with him to Spain for the wedding. Z-Bo looks so happy!

It was a gritty and grimy game tonight.
— Zach Randolph, describing Game Two against the Thunder, and really, every game of his NBA career.

Rajon Rondo does push-ups, Kevin Garnett does push-ups, but no one does push-ups quite like Zach Randolph. As long as he only has to do three of them.

While every one and their mother wants to throw Blake Griffin out of the league for flopping and an inability to play tough (if the referees are going to call it, then it’s on the referees), there are more glaring problems in his overall game. 
Griffin only had five rebounds before fouling out in over time. I believe Clippers coach Vinny Del Negro said something in the post game press conference that the Clippers bigs were attempting to box out Memphis on the glass, but the Grizzlies won the rebound game that night. 
So, Blake Griffin, please get more rebounds and lock yourself in a gym and work on those free throws. 
Also, Zach Randolph isn’t fully back from his injury and if ZBo was 100%, it would be a completely different series. 
(AP Photo/Chris Carlson)

While every one and their mother wants to throw Blake Griffin out of the league for flopping and an inability to play tough (if the referees are going to call it, then it’s on the referees), there are more glaring problems in his overall game. 

Griffin only had five rebounds before fouling out in over time. I believe Clippers coach Vinny Del Negro said something in the post game press conference that the Clippers bigs were attempting to box out Memphis on the glass, but the Grizzlies won the rebound game that night. 

So, Blake Griffin, please get more rebounds and lock yourself in a gym and work on those free throws. 

Also, Zach Randolph isn’t fully back from his injury and if ZBo was 100%, it would be a completely different series. 

(AP Photo/Chris Carlson)

Playoff basketball is alive and well in Memphis.

Here is a picture of Zach Randolph shaking hands with Bishop Don “Magic” Juan.

Here is a picture of Zach Randolph shaking hands with Bishop Don “Magic” Juan.

NBA Art: Zach Randolph as a Grizzly Bear
via ronartist / Art by Chris Edser (www.chrisedser.com)

NBA Art: Zach Randolph as a Grizzly Bear

via ronartist / Art by Chris Edser (www.chrisedser.com)

My opinion, the only NBA player who wears headbands for functionality is Zach Randolph. Go hard or go home.

My opinion, the only NBA player who wears headbands for functionality is Zach Randolph. Go hard or go home.

The Woefully Misinformed and Wildly Inaccurate 2011 Playoff Report

While the Lakers Nation and Red’s Army clings onto hope that their veteran squads can pull off miraculous comebacks, it’s becoming increasingly apparent that the NBA is heading back to 2006. Remember 2006? Songs like "Laffy Taffy" and "Bad Day" dominated the airwaves and a little show called, “The Hills” became an overnight pop culture senstation. It’s not that 2006 was bad year by any stretch of the imagination, I’m just not ready or eager to go back yet.

As much as I wanted to see the peak of basketball’s new wave meet in a mid west showdown, I have to face the facts. We all have to face that fact, we’re going to see the Big 2 of Miami Heat battle the unstoppable scoring machine Dirk Notwizki and the ridiculously deep bench of the Mavericks. It would a great series, no doubt and finally usher in LeBron James’ era as the king of the Association. However, this potential Finals match up seems to lack the sizzle of a Heat-Lakers final or a Lakers-Celtics final or a Heat-Thunder final or Bulls-Lakers or even Grizzlies-Heat final.

(Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

Perhaps my own issues with Mavs owner Mark Cuban is preventing me from enjoying the idea of a Mavs-Heat final. I do not like Cuban. I think his shirts are too tight and as a Lakers fan, it sucks that Cuban’s team could potentially (and most likely) end Phil Jackson’s last playoff tour. The gloating will be even more insufferable and the t-shirts will become even more tighter than before. Cuban could proudly beat his chest and say that he was responsible for sending the Lakers into a summer of despair of turmoil.

Yes, Cuban is an ideal sports owner because he cares about his team, but at times, it’s a bit too much.

Other than finding a replacement for Phil Jackson, the Staples faithful (upper bowl/300 section people) will dominate sports talk radio airwaves with trade discussions and an eagerness to start a petition to force Derek Fisher into retirement. Since the game with the Mavs in late March (the one where Matt Barnes got into with Jason Terry), the Lakers obviously fell apart and expelled whatever energy they had on the court that night and haven’t been able to find it since. Perhaps, it is time for the Lakers to rebuild with those lofty ambitions of trading for Chris Paul and Dwight Howard in the off season and unloading the apparently loathsome Pau Gasol and the injured prone Andrew Bynum. You know the same game plan that the Knicks hope to work soon in the upcoming off season (pending a lock out).

Yet there’s so much to be excited about in the NBA Playoffs! For example, the jawing and slight shoves between everybody’s new favorite player, Zach Randolph and the stoned face Kendrick Perkins of the OK City Thunder. I can only imagine if the two were actually allowed to throw down, it would be a tussle on par with the Rock and Vin Diesel tussle in Fast Five. Then again, after watching Fast Five, nothing in this current round of the NBA Playoffs seems as exciting. The much ballyhooed Heat-Celtics series has been as engaging as a game of 52 pick up.

The Bulls-Hawks match up has been about as sloppy a couple of Captain Karl Sloppy Unjoe’s. The playoffs where we expected Derrick Rose to rise to that next level and become a megastar hasn’t exactly happened yet. It’s been a struggle. Every victory for Da Bulls has been struggle.

(Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

It’ll be a struggle to get the pass the Hawks and it doesn’t seem like Da Bulls will be lucky enough to struggle all their way to the finals. Unless, you get bonus points every time Carlos Boozer yells something after an offensive play. 

Yet there is a positive amongst the muck of the second round, Memphis Grizzlies V. Oklahoma City Thunder. Aside from the ZBo-Kendrick Perkins tension, there’s the apparently heavily tattooed Kevin Durant scoring a bunch of points, Russell Westbrook is taking too many shots, Grizzlies’ head coach Lionel Hollins’ great suits, the controlled chaos of Tony Allen and of course, Marc Gasol is playing the way his older brother used to play. If we can hang our hats on anything, it’s this series. Also, Zach Randolph is quickly becoming one of the most popular players in the league and it’s been fun to watch. I just wish that ZBo could jump.

If the NBA is heading back towards a 2006 flashback, we can only hope that the Mavs don’t get jobbed by the officials again. We can also hope that Kenny Smith raps again.

There’s something about ZBo’s face that reminds me of the poster for The 40 Year Old Virgin. Also, it looks like they’re watching a great fireworks show, too.
Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images

There’s something about ZBo’s face that reminds me of the poster for The 40 Year Old Virgin. Also, it looks like they’re watching a great fireworks show, too.

Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images

Up close and personal with Zach Randolph and Kendrick Perkins

Up close and personal with Zach Randolph and Kendrick Perkins

"Ain’t nothing been given easy to me, and ain’t nothing been given easy to this town. So it’s a fit."
-Zach Randolph, after 31 points and 11 Zbounds in a series closeout win.

"Ain’t nothing been given easy to me, and ain’t nothing been given easy to this town. So it’s a fit."

-Zach Randolph, after 31 points and 11 Zbounds in a series closeout win.

In Case You Missed It…

Memphis Grizzlies star Zach Randolph hit the game winner in game three over the San Antonio Spurs and had a little dance party after wards.

Hopefully, ZBo and the Grizzlies can get a couple more Ws because he needs to dance more often.

(by BothTeamsPlayHard)

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