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Trevor Ariza hits the game-winner airballs a last-second attempt against the Pistons, completely fooling the Wizards announcers, who are forced to rescind a “Dagger!” proclamation for the first time ever. You can’t blame the broadcasters, who had a tough angle, or Ariza, who was forced to put up his shot while harassed by noted lockdown defender Kyle Singler. Sometimes “Nothing but net” can be very deceptive.

In news unrelated to a certain NYK point guard, we saw a couple of great teammate combos last night.
Wizards SG Nick Young hit 7 out of 8 three pointers en route to a 35 point explosion, and teammate John Wall put up 29 points, 9 assists, 3 boards, 2 blocks and a steal.
The Kings were led by the streaking DeMarcus Cousins, who put up a monster game of 28 points, 17 rebounds, 3 steals and 2 blocks. His point guard Tyreke Evans flirted with a triple double with 27 points, 8 rebounds and 8 assists.

In news unrelated to a certain NYK point guard, we saw a couple of great teammate combos last night.

Wizards SG Nick Young hit 7 out of 8 three pointers en route to a 35 point explosion, and teammate John Wall put up 29 points, 9 assists, 3 boards, 2 blocks and a steal.

The Kings were led by the streaking DeMarcus Cousins, who put up a monster game of 28 points, 17 rebounds, 3 steals and 2 blocks. His point guard Tyreke Evans flirted with a triple double with 27 points, 8 rebounds and 8 assists.

In response to charges of “west coast bias” and in the interests of fostering a broader understanding of rim wreckers, in your face disgraces, and turbo sexophonic delights league-wide, here’s John Wall putting Tyrus Thomas on a poster Saturday night.
(Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Images)

In response to charges of “west coast bias” and in the interests of fostering a broader understanding of rim wreckers, in your face disgraces, and turbo sexophonic delights league-wide, here’s John Wall putting Tyrus Thomas on a poster Saturday night.

(Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Images)

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Ladies and gents, the Flip Saunders era capsulized.

David Aldridge is reporting that the Washington Wizards have fired head coach Flip Saunders after their 2-15 start this season.  Assistant coach Randy Wittman will take over for Saunders. 
After only scoring 32 first half points in Monday night’s loss to the Philadelphia 76ers, the offense was not coming together for the Wizards any time soon. 

David Aldridge is reporting that the Washington Wizards have fired head coach Flip Saunders after their 2-15 start this season.  Assistant coach Randy Wittman will take over for Saunders. 

After only scoring 32 first half points in Monday night’s loss to the Philadelphia 76ers, the offense was not coming together for the Wizards any time soon. 

John Wall gets win number TWO against OKC, who came into the game with the league’s best winning percentage. Wall put up 25 points, 7 rebounds and 8 assists, flirting with a big-time triple double.
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John Wall gets win number TWO against OKC, who came into the game with the league’s best winning percentage. Wall put up 25 points, 7 rebounds and 8 assists, flirting with a big-time triple double.

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NBA Haikus - 2011-2012 Season Preview - The Southeast Division

It’s going to be a short season after an even shorter off-season. We had limited time to track player movement, team development and bring you in depth team analysis, like we did last year. So the bros and bro-ettes at NBAO decided we’ll follow in the footsteps of the NBA and provide you with abbreviated team previews in the best way possible, haikus.

Our third installment of NBA Haikus is dedicated to the Eastern Conference’s Southeast Division. This division has a ton of star power and always gets 3 teams into the playoffs despite not having a single team play in one of the top 5 television market

Eastern Conference - Southeast Division:

Atlanta Hawks:
Add a great scorer 
His name, Tracy McGrady 
A decade too late
__________ 

Charlotte Bobcats:
Can Kemba play point
Boris Diaw likes cream sauce
Bismac Biyombo
__________ 

Miami Heat:
The Big 3 play D
Stuntin’ on the Jumbotron
Quarters one through three
__________ 

Orlando Magic:
Dwight Howard won’t stay
Deal with it, Orlando fans
Please fire Otis Smith
__________ 

Washington Wizards:
Bullets hands are back
Red, white, and blue stripes are cool
Rashard makes too much
__________  

Read more NBA HaikusAtlantic DivisionCentral DivisionSoutheast DivisionNorthwest DivisionPacific DivisionSouthwest Division

Penned by the undiscovered poets of the tumblrwebs:KristinDouglasMark,ThomasSeanCarlosMichaelKeith, Parker, and Shane.


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John Wall yells at Javele McGee because he isn’t running hard which leads to a turnover to Shelvin Mack whose layup is then BLOCKED by said Wall who then again implores McGee to “Just run, ‘Vale! You want the ball?!”

Awesome.

an update from your only logo authority.

Michael Weinstein, a graphic designer based in Massachusetts, is somehow not employed by the Los Angeles Clippers despite coming up with this.

Not impressed? How about this Pacers logo?

Check out his website for an alternate Wizards and an alternate Warriors logo.

Because I care about your thirst for logo and design related content.

@parkermyers

With the #6 pick, the Washington Wizards have selected Jan Vesely, the “Czech Blake Griffin”. We’re already excited for All-Star Weekend 2012, when Vesely will try to dunk over a Škoda Yeti.

With the #6 pick, the Washington Wizards have selected Jan Vesely, the “Czech Blake Griffin”. We’re already excited for All-Star Weekend 2012, when Vesely will try to dunk over a Škoda Yeti.

The Washington Wizards finally changed those awful jerseys. All that’s left is to rename the team the Bullets (or The Generals). 
Read more on the uniform change from our friends at The Basketball Jones. 
@Suga_Shane

The Washington Wizards finally changed those awful jerseys. All that’s left is to rename the team the Bullets (or The Generals). 

Read more on the uniform change from our friends at The Basketball Jones

@Suga_Shane

Jordan Crawford blocks a shot, spins past a defender and drops a pass between his legs Andray Blatche dunk. 

Crawford has been amazing since arriving in Washington, averaging 18.2 points, 3.7 assists and 3.3 rebounds in the month of March including a 39-ponit outing vs. Miami and a 21-10-11 triple double vs. the Cavs.

And Atlanta gave this guy away for nothing.

@Suga_Shane

Wednesday Night Fight Night! John Wall squares off with Zydrunas Ilgauskas, and the Heat simply could not be softer at this point.

Wall took exception to some blatant elbows from Big Z, and punched him right in the ribs. Ilgauskas looked stunned by the attack, unable to figure out exactly how to hit Wall back. It was the opposite of a Kevin Garnett situation, where KG picks on a much-smaller European guard who he knows won’t fight back. Here, Ilgauskas picks on a much-smaller American guard, and when Wall fights back, Z has no idea what to do. KG would have already have been walking away with his arms up like a coward, but that’s the result of years of practice.

JaVale McGee runs in like a maniac once the action gets started, because he’s JaVale McGee, and that’s just what he does. Flip Saunders knows this, too. He ran on out on the court - not to the main skirmish, where Wall and Z were grappling - but directly to the craziest player on the floor. Even with his franchise player brawling with a man who outweighed him by over a hundred pounds, Flip knew that he had to head for the craziest player on the floor. Honestly, JaVale might have died, either due to a wild punch from Juwan Howard, or hitting himself in the face with a wild haymaker.

While all five Wizards step into the fray, Howard is the only Heat player who comes to Big Z’s defense. LeBron stays off in the corner, running his own personal isolation set during the skirmish. Why step in and help your teammate when there’s a broken-down 38-year-old to do it for you? James Jones stays away, clearly afraid McGee might again try to dunk on him 15 feet away from the basket, and Eddie House holds back for fear that Sam Cassell will attack him for stealing his “big balls” dance.

Ultimately, Ilgauskas, Howard, and Wall were both ejected, and JaVale McGee was returned to his specially padded cell in the Washington locker room.

(Sean Keane)

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Rose goes between the legs to Noah.

We continue our D-Rose everything theme of the day with this gorgeous play by Rose.  

Via Slam

@Suga_Shane

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