I’m pretty sure Gilbert Arenas is not a comedian. I may be wrong, but I don’t think he’s ever actually gotten up on a stage and told jokes. If he is a comedian, he’s a comedian the same way I’m a basketball player. Meaning, I’m a terrible basketball player. (Currently, there is only one professional basketball player/comedian and his name is Ron Artest Metta World Peace.)
— Comedian Joe Mande runs through every one of Gilbert Arenas’ ever changing, but always sexist, twitter profile pics.
Gilbert Arenas changed his Twitter avi so he could show his nearly 50,000 followers one way an NBA player organizes his, ahem, dalliances. I don’t know which is better: the font or that he pluralized “Girls I respect”.