‘Westbrook & Durant weren’t exactly in “Franklin & Bash” synergy tonight’ —@SherwoodStrauss
‘Russell Westbrook will probably steal all of the soap in the shower and try to wear Durant’s pants home too.’ —@mdotbrown
'Russell Westbrook just wants to be in the next 30 for 30.' —@courtside
‘Russ can’t believe he didn’t get the foul call on the 45-footer.’ —@DrewUnga (not meant as a joke)
'WHAT THE FLIP! Russell Westbrook just grabbed some food off my plate and jumped out the window???' —@slapclap
‘As if focused on the verbal imagery of Tolkien, Westbrook summoned his inner Smaug, greedily hording the shots of Middle Earth for himself!’ —@TheBillWalton
‘Assume Russell Westbrook will jump in and answer all of KD’s questions.’ —@Russbengtson
… And lets not even get started about KD’s backpack.