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Ron Artest interviews Ron Artest about his favorite planet and Celine Dion. At least he didn’t ask himself if he still bites his nails.
Ron Ron predicting the future.
Whether he’s just been suspended or he’s just won a championship, one thing is for sure: Ron always has a new single coming.
NBA Offseason WORLD PREMIERE (*queue the DJ Clue-like shoutouts)
Here it is…
The hot new single from ya boy, Ron Artest. It’s called “Champion.” Turn up your speakers and say Queensbridge. Let’s GO!
Ron Ron holdin down Queensbridge at the Wonderland club in Hollywood last night. Is there a better way to celebrate than to be showered by Grey Goose while wearing your game-winning jersey with Mobb Deep playing in the background? The answer is no, right?
Ron Artest and his whole family during the post-game presser. Ron Ron being awesome, as usual. Also I take it back, Ron’s shrink should really win the Finals MVP.
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: 2010’s version of “Anything is possibuuuuuhl!!!”
HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THIS GUY? Who else would thank his hood, his doctor, psychiatrist, AND plug his new rap single after winning a championship? Ron Ron should’ve won MVP.
“I want to kiss you. I couldn’t care less about the team. I want to kiss you.”
If the NBA finals were held to the same standard as the World Cup, Ron Artest would have gotten a yellow card for flopping.
Aside from Kobe on the ground clutching his knee, Ron Artest rising up for a shot is still the scariest thing a Laker fan can see.
(Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
If you watched Shannon Brown and Ron Artest in Toni Braxton’s latest video, you might have thought ‘I wish I had a screen capture of that sexy young man, Ron Artest.’
You might not have thought that, but you’re seeing it either way.
First, Shannon Brown & Ron Artest co-star as the dueling love interests of Toni Braxton in her latest music video.
Then, Kobe Bryant has a moment with the Dunphy’s & Pritchett’s on ABC’s Modern Family.
Which was more awkward? I’m guessing it’s the Toni Braxton video.
If Russell Westbrook will have nightmares of Kobe’s gameface, then Kevin Durant will be haunted by mean muggin Ron Artest.
