brooklynmutt:

“This remake of “Twins” is gonna be amazing!” - @rfvanderlinde

(Photo via @Chris_Moody)

Does Shaq think this is Oliver Miller?

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Spotted at the Ryder Cup: Two guys who used to be on top of the world, but are now kind of stuck with each other. (ht HyperVocal)

Rumors: Derek Fisher has a side deal with Bill Clinton to deliver him 50% of the 2012 electoral votes. 

Can’t wait for Jason Whitlock’s next completely stupid column on how Bill Clinton actually wrote The Wire, sold weed to NBA players and rewrote the new CBA to save the NBA season before Christmas.  

@Suga_Shane

via Howard Beck

A nation’s support slowly mounts.

Look at this Bulls fan.

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“Any new construction runs through my guy Plonski from now on, got that Mayor?”

“You sound familiar.”

“I don’t care if ya mudda wants to plant sod in Grant Pawk. She better have southside’s permission, and she better find a way for it to earn for my boys. Last thing we need right now is headaches.”

“Blago?”

~SlapClap

via brooklynmutt:

All political Michaels do this?

Dukakis 2012 question mark!