Every so often I like to experiment on Google images. This time I went with the search term “NBA birthday party.” I was expecting a lot of pictures of Tiger Woods in the VIP. No, no, no, no, no…I mean A LOT of pictures.
Instead I found this brain scan of a lucid dream I had the first time I got high on ‘shrooms. In it, Chewbacca finally gets the Harley he deserved in the Emperor’s Throne Room at the end of Return of the Jedi. He slaps five with Boomer Esiason, who is of course blue-tailed and a Pacers fan, and then - and this was the bad part - a jacked up rabbit nicknamed “The Situation” pulls Chewy off of the bike and chloroform handkerchiefs him with Drakkar Noir.
I guess I never took ‘shrooms after that.