(via basketballgifs)

*bionic man noises*

Though he started off Game Two by making his first six shots from the field, LeBron James did NOT actually get “on fire” like an NBA Showtime character - these are just pre-game pyrotechnics.

On the other side, Tom Thibodeau failed to put in the cheat code quickly enough, and was again unable to unlock the Derrick Rose hidden character. 

Playoffs! Game of Thrones! Dragons! Mambas! Injuries! Deaths! Narratives! Who advances? Who goes fishin’? Who runs Westeros? Who will take the Iron Throne?

Sundays are exciting again! 

Look at this Heat fan who agrees the season is too long.

futurejournalismproject:

All Lebron Shots: Last 5 Seasons

FJP: Crazy balance.

Image:  Kirk Goldsberry, Grantland. The Evolution of King James. Select to embiggen.

All rhymers with Alzheimers line up please
All mamis with mind freeze please line up please
All bloggers with comments please, I come in peace
Let’s see if we can kill your amnesia by the time I leave
All mamis I hugged before’ll vouch for me
Tell ‘em ‘bout the time on your momma’s couch mami
All hustlers who ever, bought a eighth from me
Take this time out, to set the record straight for me
’Member me? Silver bullet, hard top Ben-t-ley
They think I’m out of shape so I have to jog they memory
Think with indelible ink, I let the pen go
Verses permanently tattooed serve as mementos
Uhh, I’m so mental
My track record speaks for itself, I’m so instrumental
Allow me to rekindle, let’s all “Reminisce” like Mary did
I think I have to send you a reminder, here it is

23 straight, leaving bodies in their wake. 

slamonline:

#tbt @KingJames

Remember when LeBron used to look like a member of Dipset?

Craig Sager and a kid that isn’t a LeBron fan. 

(Source: basednigel)

“Sixty percent doesn’t matter. Winning is all that matters.”

@parker_myers