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NBA Haikus - 2011-2012 Season Preview - The Southwest Division

It’s going to be a short season after an even shorter off-season. We had limited time to track player movement, team development and bring you in depth team analysis, like we did last year. So the bros and bro-ettes at NBAO decided we’ll follow in the footsteps of the NBA and provide you with abbreviated team previews in the best way possible, haikus.

Our last installment of NBA Haikus is dedicated to the Western Conference’s Southwest Division. Divorces, drama, veto’d trades, new coaches, suspensions, injuries, more trade talk, and that’s just the Los Angeles Lakers. Will the Lobs Angeles Clippers finally break their curse? Welcome to the Reality TV Division. 

Western Conference - Southwest Division:

Dallas Mavericks:
Dirk saves legacy
Cuban steals the Candyman
Khloe does Dallas
__________

Houston Rockets:
Gasol trade falls through
Still no big men! McHale asks
“Can we sign Joe Smith?”
__________ 

Memphis Grizzlies:
See, the thing about
Darrell Arthur’s Achilles:
Memphis still has swag!
__________

New Orleans Hornets:
Meditate Dell Demps
Find peace and center your Chi
Basketball reasons
__________

San Antonio Spurs:
Time is a factor
Tim is on his final run
A great run it’s been
__________

Read more NBA HaikusAtlantic DivisionCentral DivisionSoutheast DivisionNorthwest DivisionPacific DivisionSouthwest Division

Penned by the undiscovered poets of the tumblrwebs:KristinDouglasMark,ThomasSeanCarlosMichaelKeith, Parker, and Shane. 

Lockout casualties continue to pile up. Today, Goran “White Magic” Dragic signed with Spanish team Caja Laboral for the duration of the lockout. The Slovenian Dragic chose Spain due to his European roots, the high level of play of la Liga ACB, and the fact that his tormenter, Sasha Vujacic, already signed in Turkey. Vujacic’s Besiktas team did not qualify for the Euroleague regular season, so Goran will enjoy a Machine-free year abroad, though he will face stiff competition for playing time from fellow lockout casualty Reggie Williams.

Lockout casualties continue to pile up. Today, Goran “White Magic” Dragic signed with Spanish team Caja Laboral for the duration of the lockout. The Slovenian Dragic chose Spain due to his European roots, the high level of play of la Liga ACB, and the fact that his tormenter, Sasha Vujacic, already signed in Turkey. Vujacic’s Besiktas team did not qualify for the Euroleague regular season, so Goran will enjoy a Machine-free year abroad, though he will face stiff competition for playing time from fellow lockout casualty Reggie Williams.

NBA Logo Playoffs - Sweet 16

Hey, good morning/afternoon sports fans. We’re wrapping up the Sweet 16 round today (which went by really fast).

In the premiere matchup of the second round, two logos from the same year are squaring off, as the Knicks take on the Rockets. This will be another match of legacy against innovation. The other matchup, also quite good, features an upstart in the Trailblazers against one of the best present-day logos from the Jazz.

Get voting, it really counts today. (and don’t forget to eat your Wheaties)

NBA Logo Playoffs - Round 1

The first round of the NBA Logo Playoffs is almost wrapped up. Tomorrow will be the final day of matchups, and then we will either start the second round or wait until next week.

Today we have two alternate logos, the Hornets and the Grizzlies, squaring off. In the other ring, two great 90s logos are facing off as the Rockets take on the Pistons.

Get voting!

NBA Logo Playoffs - Round 1

The first round of the NBA Logo Playoffs is drawing to a close, as the last matchups of the first round are scheduled for tomorrow.

Today we’ve got two alternate logos (Hornets and Grizzlies) squaring off, while two great logos from the 90s (Rockets and Pistons) face off.

Get voting!

The Houston Rockets knocked out the Hawks to become the first team in 18 years to sweep their division, winning all 16 games against opponents in the Central Division. (April 7, 2001)
In other news, definitely the greatest NBA logo of all time. By far.

The Houston Rockets knocked out the Hawks to become the first team in 18 years to sweep their division, winning all 16 games against opponents in the Central Division. (April 7, 2001)

In other news, definitely the greatest NBA logo of all time. By far.

I’ll trade this 50 for a W. Anyone, Anyone.

via ‘Melo’s twitter account.

Carmelo Anthony went off for 50 points and 11 rebounds tonight, but it wasn’t enough to hold off the Houston Rockets

The real question is would ‘Melo trade that 50-spot for the Knicks

@Suga_Shane

Rajon Rondo is the Boston Blur 

@Suga_Shane

Expressing his stellar team attitude earlier tonight, Terrence Williams tweeted a congratulatory message to his victorious team. 
If you are scratching your head in wonder because you know the Nets lost, let me explain. News came out just an hour before the Nets-76ers game of a pending trade that would send T-Will to Houston. 
If you haven’t figured out this M. Night Shyamalan ending yet, Houston beat Sacramento tonight 118-105. 
@Suga_Shane

Expressing his stellar team attitude earlier tonight, Terrence Williams tweeted a congratulatory message to his victorious team. 

If you are scratching your head in wonder because you know the Nets lost, let me explain. News came out just an hour before the Nets-76ers game of a pending trade that would send T-Will to Houston. 

If you haven’t figured out this M. Night Shyamalan ending yet, Houston beat Sacramento tonight 118-105. 

@Suga_Shane

NBA STATS TO WATCH FOR: SOUTHWEST DIVISION

This has been a fascinating year thus far. It’s not just the off-season transactions, the Lakers going for another three-peat, or the hype in South Beach. From rookies to veterans, we are in the middle of one of the most exciting statistical seasons, ever. Most of that can be attributed to some of the all-time great players reaching the end of their careers or young guys trying to make a name for themselves. We are a quarter of the way through the year and here are the statistical standouts thus far:

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San Antonio Spurs (1st, 20-3)

Old Dog, New Tricks: The Spurs built a dynasty on their hard-nosed defense but this year it’s their offense that has propelled them to their best start in franchise history (20-3). Their offense is ranked #2 overall (113.0 ORtag) and it’s mainly due to their league leading 3-point shooting as a team (41.4%). The Red Rocket leads the way, connecting on 33 of his 65 3-pt attempts this season. It’s raining sandwiches!

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Dallas Mavericks (2nd, 19-4)

Dirkus Circus: This is straight from Scott Carefoot at The Basketball Jones:

According to 82games.com, they outscore their opponents by 15.1 points per 100 possessions when he’s on the floor and they get outscored by 17.0 points per 100 possessions when he’s on the bench. If Nowitzki keeps up his scoring average over the next month, he’ll be 24th in all-time scoring by the time I do next month’s power forward rankings — passing Larry Bird and Gary Payton along the way.

If Dirk and Dallas keep this up, how can you deny the “Tall Baller from the G” his second MVP?

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New Orleans Hornets (3rd, 14-9)

Point Man: If you still don’t realize who the best Point Guard in the NBA is let me make it easy for you. Chris Paul is averaging 16 points and 10 (#3 in the NBA) assists per game. Not bad but lets dive a little deeper. He is taking a career low 11 shots per game and shooting 49.6% from the field. He is also shooting a retarded 49.1% from 3 (#7 in the NBA) and 91.4% from the free throw line (#2 in the NBA). His 3.2 steals per game are #1 in the NBA and his 3.85 assists/turnover ratio is just bonkers.

And if all that doesn’t set your panties on fire, CP3 is averaging more steals (3.2/per game) than turnovers (2.6/per game). Best point guard in the NBA? Try best point guard in the galaxy!

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Memphis Grizzlies (4th, 10-14)

45 Million What?: According to PER, Mike Conley is the 17th best PG in the NBA. According to his paycheck next year, he is in the Top 5. Memphis also has the 13th highest payroll in the NBA and next year will jump into the top 10 if they decide to sign Zach Randolph and Marc Gasol (their two best players). All of this and the Grizzlies haven’t sniffed the playoffs in 5 years.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Chris Wallace. 

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Houston Rockets (5th, 9-14)

He’s On Fire: Kevin martin is lighting it up. This season he has a TS% of 63.1%. He is hitting 41.9% of his 3’s and 91.85 of his free throws. According to The Dream Shake – In the Rockets win over the Cavs, Martin shot an unbelievable 92.4% TS% for the game on his way to 40 points. Scorching.

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Previous Posts: 

Atlantic Division

Central Division

Southeast Division

Keep your pencils sharp and your calculators handy, NBA geeks! We’ll be back soon with the next installment of ‘NBA Stats To Watch For’.

@Suga_Shane

Bizarre stat line of the night:
Brad Miller scored 20 points during the Rockets overtime loss to Chicago, including four three-pointers. In 25 minutes, he also recorded a grand total of zero rebounds. Keep in mind, Brad Miller is seven feet tall.
Miller might not be delivering what the Rockets need from the center position, but he’s about to usurp Chase Budinger’s spot as their sharpshooting backup small forward.
(Sean Keane)
(Photo by Joe Murphy/NBAE via Getty Images)

Bizarre stat line of the night:

Brad Miller scored 20 points during the Rockets overtime loss to Chicago, including four three-pointers. In 25 minutes, he also recorded a grand total of zero rebounds. Keep in mind, Brad Miller is seven feet tall.

Miller might not be delivering what the Rockets need from the center position, but he’s about to usurp Chase Budinger’s spot as their sharpshooting backup small forward.

(Sean Keane)

(Photo by Joe Murphy/NBAE via Getty Images)

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Ron Artest is crazy and nuts. In fact he is crazynuts. Listen to this clip of him pretending to be Luis Scola on a Houston sports radio show after the Rockets beat the Lakers last night.

Hopefully Luron Artscola will be a bigger help to the lakers than RonRon has been thus far. 

@Suga_Shane

(Source: thetickr)

Indiana went from NBA Jam on Wednesday to getting beat by a guy who wears camouflage jams. Brad Miller scored 23, the Rockets shot 50%, and Houston finally won a road game at Indiana.
(Sean Keane)

Indiana went from NBA Jam on Wednesday to getting beat by a guy who wears camouflage jams. Brad Miller scored 23, the Rockets shot 50%, and Houston finally won a road game at Indiana.

(Sean Keane)

The Dream Shake.
To make up for all my dumb Andrew Bynum trade proposals, an added bonus for Laker Nation: Video from last off-season of Hakeem Olajuwon practicing with Kobe, teaching him some of his moves in the paint.
(winston wolfe)   

The Dream Shake.

To make up for all my dumb Andrew Bynum trade proposals, an added bonus for Laker Nation: Video from last off-season of Hakeem Olajuwon practicing with Kobe, teaching him some of his moves in the paint.

(winston wolfe)   

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