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AboutChronicling any and everything before, during, and after the NBA season. Basically.
Blogs of Note
…And Russell Westbrook is Bran Stark
“In my dream we’re trying to win the championship when the opposing team goes on a run and Coach Brooks says call a timeout. So I do. But the ref is not looking at me. He won’t call it.
What does he look at child?
“He’s looking at a… a three-eyed raven. It’s up their in the rafters. I climb up to it. But when I get there, it’s not a raven at all. IT’S… it’s–”
Yeah? Go on then. It’s what?
It’s Patrick Beverley.
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Chandler Parsons will leave you hanging, and uses only the softest conditioner on his hair.
…and Kobe Bryant is Tywin Lannister
“Sir Mike D’Antoni of House D’Antoni as a reward for your accomplishment of barely getting us into the playoffs we will find you accommodations suited to your name – I hear Mike Brown’s house is on the market. And when the time is right you will be given a position fit for your talents, Utah maybe. And I would let myself be consumed by MAGGOTS before mocking the Laker name by making you heir to Sir Philip’s legacy.”
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