You know how your computer friend gets frustrated when you can’t convert a .doc to a .pdf? And remember how all you wanted to do was go out and have a good time, but your smart friend was staying in to study? Well, they’re all jerks. They’re nerds. Losers.
Now, they’re probably not exactly all of those things. We just feel that way because they have talents you and I don’t, skills they’ve worked hard on, and we’re jealous.
Well, Kevin Durant’s a jerk. He’s a nerd. A loser.
Look at some of his tweets:
@KDthunderup: Had a good meal after that crucial workout with Corey brewer and JG…bouta jump in the hot tub
@KDthunderup: Meal, workout, chill, #yahearmay? It’s just that simple
@KDthunderup: To be honest I appreciate Kenny smith comments but I’m not on dwade melo dirk Paul p level, I ain’t done nothing yet…but stay tuned! (Kenny Smith called him the
@KDthunderup: Just got a great workout in with my brother @jeff_green22 and my boy Corey brewer
@KDthunderup: Jus got done a mean workout with @kd_trainer35….lots of shots wit a lil bit of conditioning…bouta go eat now
@KDthunderup: Up bouta get a workout in…I’ll holla
@KDthunderup: Earth worm Gym…Euro basketball, hella shots and hella ballhandling drills…I’ll holla at yall
@KDthunderup: Prolly the only time I ever been late to a workout…damn I hate that…
@BarbarianCello: why u cry wen Lakers beat u guys? // @KDthunderup lol I was mad, how u kno I was crying
@KDthunderup: I’m watching the History channel in the club and I’m wondering how do these people kno what’s goin on on the sun..ain’t nobody ever been
Well, the last one has nothing to do with basketball, but it certainly proves he’s got some nerdy tendencies.
The point is, this man has no life. All he does is workout, play basketball, and talk about those two things. And that’s exactly the kind of player I’d want on my team.
I think Kevin Durant spent his first 3 seasons playing hard and believing he could be great. Now I think he knows, and all he has to do is play harder, so he could be one of the greatest ever.