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SPOILER: There might or might not be another Detlef Schrempf cameo on the Parks & Rec season finale…

SPOILER: There might or might not be another Detlef Schrempf cameo on the Parks & Rec season finale…

Throwback Photo of the Day:
Detlef Schrempf vs. Dennis Rodman1995
(via SI_Vault) 

Throwback Photo of the Day:

Detlef Schrempf vs. Dennis Rodman
1995

(via SI_Vault

What’s that now?
We said zip this week about the Detlef Schrempf cameo on Parks & Recreation Thursday night? Which one of us fell asleep in front of the wall of 200 different TV monitors between the half-hour of 8:30 and 9pm ET? How dare we call ourselves the NBA’s official cultural scribes, and sell Mookie Blaylock t-shirts for $80 bucks? 
WE WERE WATCHING GAMES!!!
Detlef Schrempf y’all.

What’s that now?

We said zip this week about the Detlef Schrempf cameo on Parks & Recreation Thursday night? Which one of us fell asleep in front of the wall of 200 different TV monitors between the half-hour of 8:30 and 9pm ET? How dare we call ourselves the NBA’s official cultural scribes, and sell Mookie Blaylock t-shirts for $80 bucks? 

WE WERE WATCHING GAMES!!!

Detlef Schrempf y’all.

Aziz Ansari with Detlef Schrempf

I am not sure of the story behind this photo but it rules.

via azizansari

Aziz Ansari with Detlef Schrempf

I am not sure of the story behind this photo but it rules.

via azizansari

NBA Jams - “Detlef Schrempf” by Band of Horses.

This song is more of a plea, really- a plea that Detlef’s crew cut is never softened by conditioner; a plea that his wobbly hen-like legs keep Dennis Rodman from his 18th offensive rebound; a plea that a man’s wife not change the channel while Detlef is only a free throw away from a new career-high; a plea that his long goose neck not intrude on that same man’s bed fantasy’s later that night as he makes troubled love to his 6’2 wife who, he insists, keep her hair short, and that she learn German.

It’s a pretty romantic song you guys.

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