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The hardest part of these long labor meetings is when they have to pass the menu around for lunch orders and it gets to David Stern. He thinks everything looks good, but then again he’s hungry but he’s not hungry, ya know?
Plus he’s been losing money on lunch this whole time, ordering a bunch of pricey food just because it’s on the menu then watching it spoil. But he still eats the spoiled food. Contractual obligation. 

The hardest part of these long labor meetings is when they have to pass the menu around for lunch orders and it gets to David Stern. He thinks everything looks good, but then again he’s hungry but he’s not hungry, ya know?

Plus he’s been losing money on lunch this whole time, ordering a bunch of pricey food just because it’s on the menu then watching it spoil. But he still eats the spoiled food. Contractual obligation. 

(via rillawafers)

The Associated Press: Blake Griffin begins internship at Funny Or Die

Meet Funny or Die’s new intern! I heard he keeps trying to sneak Pat Sajak monologues onto their Hall of Fame page.

(via rillawafers)

The Associated Press: Blake Griffin begins internship at Funny Or Die

Meet Funny or Die’s new intern! I heard he keeps trying to sneak Pat Sajak monologues onto their Hall of Fame page.

In related NBA and Rucker Park news, here is an older photo of David Stern at the Rucker wearing Fat Joe’s “Terror Squad” chain.  (h/t Matthew)

In related NBA and Rucker Park news, here is an older photo of David Stern at the Rucker wearing Fat Joe’s “Terror Squad” chain. (h/t Matthew)

Best shirt ever or best shirt ever?

Best shirt ever or best shirt ever?

This is the system David Stern and his minions like it. So that’s the system you have. I certainly can’t have an opinion because David Stern, like a lot of leaders we’ve seen in this world lately, don’t really tolerate other people’s opinion or free speech or anything. So I’m not really allowed to have an opinion.

Stan Van Gundy (via nbaquotes)

I guess he’s still mad that he can’t rock the mock turtleneck

@Suga_Shane

BREAKING: Commissioner David Stern names Geico caveman as replacement player for Yao Ming in All-Star game.
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BREAKING: Commissioner David Stern names Geico caveman as replacement player for Yao Ming in All-Star game.

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David Stern takes a sedative then stops by The Colbert Report to talk about the high drama of LeBron James making his mind up, export tariffs, outdoor courts, short shorts, and flubber.

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They can have it. I was wondering whether they would get together, and they’ll all look at D-Wade’s ring? They’d be better off watching these finals to see how you construct a team and how you play and the like. There’s not going to be a summit.

David Stern, one month ago, regarding the free agent summit. I wonder if he feels differently now.

(seankeane)

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