“I told Mike Woodson a thousand times that I don’t pick and roll on Shabbos! Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work on defense, I don’t pass the ball, I don’t hedge on screens, I don’t rotate on shooters, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don’t pick and roll!”

(Thankfully for the Knicks, tipoff will occur just after sunset tonight.)

Look at this Downton Abbey fan

Amar’e’s web site is compromised because of “bulging dick.”

“Everyone knows that Steve loves New York and that New York loves Steve. I love Steve. It would be great to have him here next year.”

—Amar’e Stoudemire to the NY Daily News

Amar’e wants Steve Nash in New York. Who wouldn’t, except maybe Jeremy Lin? I am not a cap expert, but unless Nash signs for the vet minimum it’s unlikely that the Knicks front office can both sign Nash and keep Lin with the mid-level, executing what would be an enticing mentor-mentee relationship.

Nash is undoubtedly more accomplished and has greater skills but he only has 1-2 good years left. We have seen Lin’s talent but what is unknown is his consistency. So what would you do if you were the Knicks?

Keep Jeremy or free Steve?

MISS

Just another Monday night for Amar’e Stoudemire

(via @seth_rosenthal)

sportscipher:

 Amar’e Stoudimire Out Indefinitely With Bulging Disc

Disc. Not that other thing.

I assume that Amar’e is the only cat you know who wears a fedora and diamond encrusted fronts. If not, I want to live your life. 

Via @seth_rosenthal