Stan: K so here’s the play right, as SOON as you grab the rebound CALL A TIMEOUT.
JJ: Right…so grab the rebound, then take a couple dribbles up the court, THEN call a timeout.
Stan: No. Just…grab the ball, then immediately call timeout.
JJ: Got it. So as soon as I get the ball…wait for Vince to complain to the ref and make that stupid face he makes…and THEN call a timeout.
Stan: Exac—wait, what? No. Don’t do that. In fact, do the exact opposite of that. Oh and don’t get me started on Vince’s pouty faces. Dude’s got uglier facial expressions than ME.
JJ: Alright good talk, coach. I’ll make sure to waste some time and advance the ball so that we can inbound in the backcourt with about 3 seconds left. Got it.