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In the last two games, Udonis Haslem has played nearly 48 combined minutes, contributing 21 points, nine rebounds, and some highly-impressive dunks. More impressive than those dunks? The fact that Haslem’s mouthpiece hasn’t once fallen to the ground or become lodged in his throat despite being 90% of the way out of his mouth at all times.
Maybe that’s been the key to his success: exploiting Carlos Boozer’s discomfort with flying saliva. Also, Joakim Noah heard that gay guys sometimes chew on their mouthpieces, and now he tries to stay as far away from Haslem as possible.
(Photo by Marc Serota/Getty Images)
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In the last two games, Udonis Haslem has played nearly 48 combined minutes, contributing 21 points, nine rebounds, and some highly-impressive dunks. More impressive than those dunks? The fact that Haslem’s mouthpiece hasn’t once fallen to the ground or become lodged in his throat despite being 90% of the way out of his mouth at all times.

Maybe that’s been the key to his success: exploiting Carlos Boozer’s discomfort with flying saliva. Also, Joakim Noah heard that gay guys sometimes chew on their mouthpieces, and now he tries to stay as far away from Haslem as possible.

(Photo by Marc Serota/Getty Images)

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  1. paperbacks reblogged this from originalinsanity and added:
    im not saying anything anymore. haslem and his mouthguard can have a nice relationship together, forever.
  2. nae22 reblogged this from nbaoffseason
  3. imsorrybutyoucantdobetterthanme reblogged this from roselinthinks
  4. roselinthinks reblogged this from wuchuhurd and added:
    Regardlesssss his mouth piece, congratulations UD WELCOME BACK BABY we missed you
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  6. originalinsanity reblogged this from nbaoffseason and added:
    Ha. This is for Susan, again.
  7. thenerdrepublic reblogged this from sbnation and added:
    The man.
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    Haslem was that missing piece they needed.
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    In the last two games, Udonis Haslem has played nearly 48 combined minutes, contributing 21 points, nine rebounds, and...
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    Lol there’s a couple of fags on the Heat.
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