Does Caron Butler suck? Nah, he just munches on McDonald’s straws. Butler’s twelve-straw-per-game habit is on the way out, as the NBA has forbidden him to chew during games. Just another sign of the lack of institutional control in Washington - players could crap in each other’s shoes, bring guns to the locker room, and, horror of horrors, chew as many straws as they wanted during games. What kind of message does this send to the children?!? Let’s hope the NBA cleans up straw-gnawing, clearly its most pressing problem.
(Confidential to Stu Jackson: DeShawn Stevenson likes to chew on dental sticks during games.)
