In other news: Adam “Metalocalypse” Morrison has emerged from the depths of a Norwegian cavern and is currently working out with the Brooklyn Nets.
Legend has it, Adam defeated the Baphomet in a game of 1-on-1, devoured its heart for sustenance, and then travelled to Park Slope riding a fire-breathing dragon while listening to nothing but Mayhem and Samhain songs on his iPod.
(h/t BDL)
