The Vanilla Gorilla is back in Rip City! Joel Przybilla spurned offers from other suitors and re-signed with the Trail Blazers today. Portland hopes Przybilla will provide front court depth, rebounding, and shot-blocking for the team as they make their push for the playoffs.
And then he’ll blow out his knee, because that’s what happens when you play for the Blazers. But until then, Blazer fans can enjoy the Gorilla’s unselfish play, quality interior defense, and inevitable cameo appearance on Season Three of Portlandia.