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NBA Haikus - 2011-2012 Season Preview - The Southwest Division

It’s going to be a short season after an even shorter off-season. We had limited time to track player movement, team development and bring you in depth team analysis, like we did last year. So the bros and bro-ettes at NBAO decided we’ll follow in the footsteps of the NBA and provide you with abbreviated team previews in the best way possible, haikus.

Our last installment of NBA Haikus is dedicated to the Western Conference’s Southwest Division. Divorces, drama, veto’d trades, new coaches, suspensions, injuries, more trade talk, and that’s just the Los Angeles Lakers. Will the Lobs Angeles Clippers finally break their curse? Welcome to the Reality TV Division. 

Western Conference - Southwest Division:

Dallas Mavericks:
Dirk saves legacy
Cuban steals the Candyman
Khloe does Dallas

Houston Rockets:
Gasol trade falls through
Still no big men! McHale asks
“Can we sign Joe Smith?”

Memphis Grizzlies:
See, the thing about
Darrell Arthur’s Achilles:
Memphis still has swag!

New Orleans Hornets:
Meditate Dell Demps
Find peace and center your Chi
Basketball reasons

San Antonio Spurs:
Time is a factor
Tim is on his final run
A great run it’s been

Read more NBA HaikusAtlantic DivisionCentral DivisionSoutheast DivisionNorthwest DivisionPacific DivisionSouthwest Division

Penned by the undiscovered poets of the tumblrwebs:KristinDouglasMark,ThomasSeanCarlosMichaelKeith, Parker, and Shane. 

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