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NBA Haikus - 2011-2012 Season Preview - The Pacific Division

It’s going to be a short season after an even shorter off-season. We had limited time to track player movement, team development and bring you in depth team analysis, like we did last year. So the bros and bro-ettes at NBAO decided we’ll follow in the footsteps of the NBA and provide you with abbreviated team previews in the best way possible, haikus.

Our fifth installment of NBA Haikus is dedicated to the Western Conference’s Pacific Division. Divorces, drama, veto’d trades, new coaches, suspensions, injuries, more trade talk, and that’s just the Los Angeles Lakers. Will the Lobs Angeles Clippers finally break their curse? Welcome to the Reality TV Division. 

Western Conference - Pacific Division:

Golden State Warriors:
Coach hand down, man down
And his ABA-ball team
will miss the playoffs

Los Angeles Clippers:
Out-haul the Lakers
Welcome to Lobs Angeles
Can they trade for knees?

Los Angeles Lakers:
The wise one is gone
Mamba still likes jewelry
Lakers have no chance

Phoenix Suns:
Designer Handbags
Waste your last year with Steve Nash
Save all your money

Sacramento Kings:
Still Sacramento
Super Jimmer on the way
No way out but up

Read more NBA HaikusAtlantic DivisionCentral DivisionSoutheast DivisionNorthwest DivisionPacific Division, Southwest Division

Penned by the undiscovered poets of the tumblrwebs:KristinDouglasMark,ThomasSeanCarlosMichaelKeith, Parker, and Shane. 

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