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NBA Haikus - 2011-2012 Season Preview - The Atlantic Division

It’s going to be a short season after an even shorter off-season. We had limited time to track player movement, team development and bring you in depth team analysis, like we did last year. So the bros and bro-ettes at NBAO decided we’ll follow in the footsteps of the NBA and provide you with abbreviated team previews in the best way possible, haikus.

For our first installment of NBA Haikus, we dive into the Eastern Conference’s Atlantic Division. A division that seems to be heading towards mediocrity, given the aging Celtics, the lack of depth of the Knicks, uncertainty of the Nets and the permanent stench of the Raptors.

Eastern Conference - Atlantic Division:

Boston Celtics:
A bad trade gets worse
Clippers’ pick and Green, useless
Pull the plug, Danny

New Jersey Nets:
Must trade for Dwight
So you can resign Deron
Brooklyn here they come

New York Knicks:
Need a center, bad
Drop point guard for a center
Need a point guard, bad

Philadelphia Sixers:
A calm Doug Collins
Mediocrity lives here
No sun for Philly

Toronto Raptors:
If Dwane Casey can
Make Toronto play defense
Ed Davis will shine

Read more NBA HaikusAtlantic DivisionCentral DivisionSoutheast DivisionNorthwest DivisionPacific DivisionSouthwest Division

Penned by the undiscovered poets of the tumblrwebs:KristinDouglasMark,ThomasSeanCarlosMichaelKeith, Parker, and Shane.

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