Cavs owner Dan Gilbert hates bloggers, or, as he calls them, “bloggissists”. What else does @cavsdan hate? Europe’s tiny ice cubes.
But he’s not all negativity. What does Dan Gilbert love? Kid Rock.
Gilbert may not be a musicissist, but he knows his American badasses than any Pitchfork writer ever will. Stay tuned for tomorrow’s Comic Sans screed, in which new bloggissist Dan Gilbert personally guarantees that cavsdan.tumblr.com will get to a million followers before the so-called NBA-Offseason blog ever does.
