So Shaq is dating Hoopz from VH1’s Flavor of Love. This story combines two of my four favorite things in the world:
- Root beer
- Basketball
- Awful reality show personalities & their names (both made-up and government)
- Dinosaurs
From the TMZ “report”:
Shaq had an orange juice… an OJ that would play a key role in the prank when Shaq got up to use the bathroom.
We’re told Hoopz pulled the ‘ol “Dump the salt in the OJ” routine — and when Shaq returned from the can, he took a big, fat sip of the tainted concoction. We’re told everybody laughed at the gag … including the big man.
But the best part of the meal — when it came time to pay the $20 bill … Shaq left a $30 tip.
My favorite excerpt from the “story?” This one’s for you winstonwolfe:
We’re told they each ordered scrambled eggs with cheese and a waffle.
Makes sense, right? Why not pair your protein with animal fat? And if you’re going that far, might as well smash a Belgian while you’re at it. Hey, at least he looks fit and trim under that struggling tank top…
