NBA Off-Season Tweet of the Night

Guess which one DIDN’T watch Twilight: New Moon?

Welcome Back Carter!

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When did Andy from Parks & Recreation start playing for the Hornets?

HALF MAN, HALF REDEMPTION: Is it the 2000 season? Did Vince Carter really just drop 48 points tonight and Peja with 29? Also propers to rookie Darren Collison filling in very nicely for Chris Paul, with 27 pts. Congrats on being Reggie Miller’s new favorite player.

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Napoleon would have commissioned a statue like this if basketball had been bigger in Europe back then. What era was Napoleon again? Jazz age?

Dwight Howard’s shoes are far too colorful.

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Hedo Turkoglu, masked avenger!

In what has to be considered a good omen for Reggie Bush today, Lamar Odom shook off the Kardashian Curse to pull down a career-high 22 rebounds, and the Lakers shook off a nine-game losing streak in Portland, even without Kobe Bryant.

Jermaine O’Neal turned back the clock to 2003, racking up 24 points, 16 rebounds, five assists, and three blocks.  Unfortunately, his Heat teammates tuned back the clock to their expansion days, falling to a Chicago team playing their fourth game in five days.  You could say they got clocked.

Corey Brewer

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ABOVE: Joakim Noah and Taj Gibson dancing wildly as the “Annie Are U-Okay?” dancers perform at half court.

It was Michael Jackson bobble head appreciation night at the United Center as the Chicago Bulls defeated the Miami Heat, whatever-to-whatever. Derrick Rose scored whatever, and dished out whatever assists.

Michael Jackson: did not watch basketball.

Are you a fan of The Birdman’s new emo style haircut?