Russell Westbrook’s post-game outfit choices have been a personal highlight in these playoffs. With this one, he seems to be wearing a shirt sewn out of Michael Jordan’s discarded jeans.
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Russell Westbrook’s post-game outfit choices have been a personal highlight in these playoffs. With this one, he seems to be wearing a shirt sewn out of Michael Jordan’s discarded jeans.
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WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS - GAME 3
Who wins tonight?
What can the Thunder do turn the series around?
Do you like the nickname, “Trill Duncan” for Tim Duncan?
What’s the deal with ‘bath salts’?
Were you surprised that LeBron James took the last shot in regulation against the Celtics?
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“It’s kind of irrelevant. We lost. Simple as that.”
Rondo doesn’t care that you thought he had a great game.
A standing ovation for this man.
EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS GAME 2
Who wins tonight?
How many times will the Celtics get T’ed up before tip off?
Can Mickael Pietrus potentially fill the Ray Allen void?
What adjustments do the Heat need to make?
Is Scott Brooks’ job in trouble or are we over reacting?
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Doc Rivers, on playing Ray Allen tonight
Allen is still dealing with a sore right ankle
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Will the Charlotte Bobcats’ terrible season turn into a number one draft pick and potentially Anthony Davis? Can the New Orleans use their multiple picks in the draft to rebuild for the future?
Tim Duncan showin’ the kids how it’s done.
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There are a lot of things you could write about DeShawn Stevenson’s “swag” before dinner (e.g. his outfit: I’d go with A Clockwork Orange droogs reference, but only because I caught a republished Burgess piece* in the New Yorker today), but the one that jumped out at me the second time I looked at it, was the automated teller machine in the background. Who keeps an ATM in their apartment? DeShawn Stevenson, that’s who. Here are some questions I have for Mr. Stevenson
Does he have to pay a feed when he uses it? Or does he just unlock it and take some cash?
When his friends use it, do they have to pay a fee?
Where did he purchase the ATM?
Is there any legal wrangling involved in having in your own personal ATM?
Was he inspired by Anthony Anderson in Barbershop?
I’d guess stocking an ATM fee would be expensive, and I’m not sure DeShawn Stevenson can afford it. He did lose that bet to Hibachi.
[h/t @PlyerPerspective via @Jose3030]
*Hopefully we can overlook how snobby this mention appears
In true DeShawn Stevenson fashion, he’s got recycled shipping boxes next to the ATM. I mean, c’mon, son!
And —AND!— fill up your damn sweet tea jug! Nothing says fake swag quite like not having any sweet tea in the house.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4td8m0jzg1qbcs46o1_1280.jpg)
In true DeShawn Stevenson fashion, he’s got recycled shipping boxes next to the ATM. I mean, c’mon, son! And —AND!— fill up your damn sweet tea jug! Nothing says fake swag quite like not having any sweet tea in the house.There are a lot of things you could write about DeShawn Stevenson’s “swag” before dinner (e.g. his outfit: I’d go with A Clockwork Orange droogs reference, but only because I caught a republished Burgess piece* in the New Yorker today), but the one that jumped out at me the second time I looked at it, was the automated teller machine in the background. Who keeps an ATM in their apartment? DeShawn Stevenson, that’s who. Here are some questions I have for Mr. Stevenson
- Does he have to pay a feed when he uses it? Or does he just unlock it and take some cash?
- When his friends use it, do they have to pay a fee?
- Where did he purchase the ATM?
- Is there any legal wrangling involved in having in your own personal ATM?
- Was he inspired by Anthony Anderson in Barbershop?
- I’d guess stocking an ATM fee would be expensive, and I’m not sure DeShawn Stevenson can afford it. He did lose that bet to Hibachi.
[h/t @PlyerPerspective via @Jose3030]
*Hopefully we can overlook how snobby this mention appears
WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS GAME 2:
Who wins tonight?
Will James Harden and Manu Ginobili have another double flop?
Are the Spurs just too deep for the Thunder?
Will Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook have a better game tonight?
What kind of shirt will Westbrook wear at the post game press conference?
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What do you guys think of these leather Brooklyn Nets hats?
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